Lost then Found

Whatever we lost, we can find

Hola!

Hi Posterous I missed you :)

Apparently, my dad has a stalker

It was fucking freaky, I know. Turned out he was calling for a month now every 12AM or so. I repeat, 12AM or so. I only knew it last night when mom asked him, “Heart, minura mo ba?” and I was like, “Ha? Sinong minura?” But my dad said, “Hindi”

He has a name to be taken cared of since he’s a pastor.

He told me their conversation then..

Caller: Hello, pwede po kay Andy?

FYI: After knowing that he knew my dad’s name, I stopped laughing.

Dad: Sino ‘to? Pano mo nalaman pangalan ko?
Caller: …
Dad: Bakla ka ba?

YES, PEOPLE. HE’S GAY.

THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE A STALKER IS ALREADY FUCKING OFF THE WALL.

Meet my new friend, Crisselle!

Crisselle: Uy ang weird nun
Me: Close kami niyan dati kaso mahilig siya sa anime so di narin kami masyadong naging close
Crisselle: Ano ba hlig mo? Lalake?
Me: Oo. Haha

Hm, 2 hours palang kami magkakilala nyan. Partida!

Changed my Tumblr username to paamblr

I can't understand my creativity. Or whatever you call that. I'm like this person who can think of a good and unique name or story to write about after waking up in the morning. BUT THIS HAPPENS LIKE, ONCE IN A BLUE MOON, REALLY. Sucks, I know.

Tignan nyo epekto ng The OC sa nanay ko

Mama:Anak, mga ala Seth Cohen, ayos na ako. Yung madaldal para nakakaaliw. Okaya magaling sa English, wag na sa Math
Me:Eh dapat yung opposite ko
Mama:Suuuuuus! Porket accountancy si ano eh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Me:*puts down the glass of buko juice* WEH DI KO NAISIP YUN! WEH!
Mama:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posting via email is being a bitch right now, so I've decided to post via web, which only offers the blog part. Too bad. 
Well I'm still trying to figure things out here at Posterous and I hope we'll be bestfriends, just like Tumblr and I did. Heee

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Part 2 (which is fucking long, I know)

1 Pinkbox Hairnet - As a nursing student, your hair is one of the most important thing that can make you look like you care. In our first semester, our adviser required us to have our hairs pony-tailed during our TFN class. But since my hair wasn’t that long so as you can see, it’s not opened yet. But hell yeah, I always bring this wherever I go and I don’t know why.
2 Halls Ice Ball Candy - For that fresh-breath-even-though-you-didn’t-brush-your-teeth experience.  
3 Alcogel - Along with my tissue, I ALWAYS bring this. Maarte na ba ko? Hahaha
4 8gb USB - Fuck, this is a brand new USB that I wasn’t able to use because when I finally bought it, my dad just found my old 8gb USB which I thought was missing that’s why I bought this. And they didn’t know that. Fuck, I know. Sayang pera, pambili nalang sana ng blouse, diba?
5 VMV Hypoallergenics Lipstick 
6 VMV Hypoallergenics Foundation 
7 Pinkbox Clip - 
Since I had full bangs last time, I use these during my TFN class because bangs weren’t allowed then. I know, pasaway lang po sorry.
8 Emergency earrings - HAHAHA! I bring this just in case my pearl earrings don’t look good on me anymore :))
9 Félicité Perfume - This only costs a hundred pesos and this is fucking fragrant.
10 Colgate Fresh Confidence! Bagong bago pa yan but my mom put that in my bag on the first day of school. Tamad ako. Wala naman akong halitosis eh. Hehehe.
11 Sanrio rubber bands - Am I right? Or it’s just Rio? Gaah, I don’t know. I knew this because of Joey. I kept on getting one from her when we were in HS. Hahahaha. It’s convenient too because it has its own container, not just a plastic where it can be lost anytime.
12 VMV Hypoallergenics Armada Lip Balm - For those healthy and kissable lips. YUCK SCRATCH THAT
13 Body Shop Mascara - Libre lang yan, if-you-reached-this-amount-we’ll-give-you-free… And the list goes on.
14 VMV Hypoallergenics Ooh-La-Lash Mascara - My first-sem classmate, Reece, used to tease me about this Ooh-La-Lash thing.Kasalanan daw ng Ooh-La-Lash ko kaya may humingi ng number niya nung kumain kami sa Manila Bulletin Cafe. TSS
15 Garnier Brightening Eye Roll-On - For those eye bags to be gone, right? Not sure if this is effective or not but I think it is, I’m just too lazy to apply everyday. Fail Pam, fail


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I know I’m not famous and my followers won’t really care nor like this post but since I can call this day a Very 

Lazy Sunday, I’ve decided to do this What’s-Inside-Your-Bag thingy, AGAIN. HEHE. Again because my bestfriend and I did this long time ago when Multiply was still.. existing. Hahaha. Click here

Fibrella Umbrella - This is the reason why I never bring small bags. Because I ALWAYS bring this. Parents’ orders. Yeaaah. Hahaha
Cebu Pacific Coin purse -I wasn’t planning on buying anything inside the plane since they were too expensive. Imagine, a cup of noodles cost a hundred pesos while I can buy it for php20, right? But since I wanted anything salty that time, I bought it. Hahaha. Anyway, I saw this on their magazine but I was planning to buy the MLA (Manila) one since I loved its color combination (Yellow + Black). Unfortunately, it was out of stock so I had no choice but to buy this HKG purse which eventually became useful because I commute to and from school :)
 MRT & LRT Stored Value Magnetic Tickets - Hahaha every commuter’s bestfriend! Yes? :)
Wallet - Like DUH
PLM Library Card/ID - My father always tells me to bring an ID whenever I’m out the house. Tadaaah :))
6 Hairbrush - I love this to the fullest because it makes my hair.. the way it’s supposed to be HAHAHA!
House keys - I may not look like it, but I’m a responsible member of the house! Or family for that matter
Tissue - If you’re a girl, tell me you don’t need this everytime you go out and you’re dead.